What Do - Jokes

These are some of the classic "What do?" jokes.

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What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.

What do you get if you cross a giant ape with a prisoner?
King Kongvict.

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

What do you get if you cross a flying insect with indigestion?
A rumblebee.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.

What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.

What do you call a woman who has a white face?
Blanche.

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.

A Joke At Random

The other day my dad leapt eight feet in the air. I said, 'Dad, I didn't know you were a high-jumper.'
He said, 'I'm not. Your mum dropped the iron on my foot.'

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children 2 category