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What do you call, and what do you get, jokes

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.


What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.

Submitted by: Billy


What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.


What do you call a huge gorilla who loves to dance?
King Conga.


What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.

Submitted by: Billy


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What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.


What do you call the creature that lives in the Himalayas and walks at less than one mile an hour?
The abominably slow man.

Submitted by: Jason


What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.


What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.


What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.


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