What Do - Jokes

These are some of the classic "What do?" jokes.

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What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

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What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.

What do you call who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government?
A civil serpent.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

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A Joke At Random

The relatives of the family's rich dowager gathered for the reading of her will after her long awaited death.
"Being of sound mind," read the lawyer, "I spent every last cent before I died."

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category