What Has - Jokes

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.

What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell outof a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!

A Joke At Random

I had quite an experience today. I was in the mall parking lot and there was this woman getting in her car. She was about to close the door when this other woman tried to park beside her and hit her car, slamming the door on her foot. I ran over to see what I could do to help. The door had completly severed the womans big toe off. I tried to stop the bleeding as much as I could, then ran to the phone and called an ambulance. The ambulance arrived and as the paramedics were stuffing her into the ambulance I asked one of the paramedics"Aren't you going to take her toe along so the doctor can sew it back on???"."Nope",said the paramedic,"you got to call a toe truck for that."

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category