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What Has? Jokes - Page 1

Jokes that start with the question 'What has'?



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What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.

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What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
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What has two humps and can change color?
A camel-ion.
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What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant.
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What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
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What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell outof a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
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What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!


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