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What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.


What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell outof a tree would kill you?
A pool table.


What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.


What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!




A Joke At Random

I don't like tailgaters, that's why I'm speeding.

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