What Has - Jokes

What has two humps and can change color?
A camel-ion.

What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant.

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.

What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know. What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell outof a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!

A Joke At Random

We the willing,
Led by the unknowing,
Are doing the impossible,
For the ungrateful.
And have done so much
With so little
For so long,
That we are now capable of doing anything
With nothing.

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category