What Is - Jokes - 2

This is page 2 of "What is" jokes.

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.

What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.

What is large, bright and stupid?
A fool moon.

What is round, white, and laughs a lot?
A tickled onion.

What is wet and slippery and likes Latin American music?
A conga eel.

What is the only kind of dog that you can eat?
A hot dog.

What is the best way to get in touch with your long-lost relatives?
Win the lottery.

What is a maniokleptic?
Someone who walks backwards into shops and leaves things behind.

What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman!

A Joke At Random

A man fell over a cliff and broke both arms. His rescuer dangled a rope down and told him to catch hold of it in his teeth while he hauled him up. Inch by inch the man was pulled up the cliff, until he was only six feet from the top. 'Are you okay?' shouted the rescuer.
'Yeeeeeee- heeeelllllllppppp!' came the reply.

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