clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.

What Is - Jokes

 

Here is our collection of "What is" jokes.

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What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.


What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.


What is red and green and wears boxing gloves?
A fruit punch.


What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.


What is more dangerous that being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee.


What is round and dangerous
A vicious circle.


What is lemonade?
When you help an elderly lemon to cross the road.


What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.


What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.


What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.


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A Joke At Random

What is white and furry and smells of peppermint?
A polo bear.

You can find more like this in the British Humour category