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Why Did? Jokes - Page 1

Some corny 'why did' humour


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Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
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Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
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Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
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Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Why did the banana go and consult a doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
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Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
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Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

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