Why Do - Jokes
Why do vampires use mouthwash?
To stop bat breath.
Why do ducks look so sad?
Because when they preen their feathers they get down in the mouth.
Why do people laugh up there sleeves?
Because that's where their funny bones are.
A Joke At Random
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.' You can find more like this in the Jokes About Restaurants & Food category
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