clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.

Why Do - Jokes

 

 

Why do vampires use mouthwash?
To stop bat breath.

Why do ducks look so sad?
Because when they preen their feathers they get down in the mouth.

Why do people laugh up there sleeves?
Because that's where their funny bones are.







A Joke At Random

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.

You can find more like this in the Scottish Jokes category