Why Is It - Jokes

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

A Joke At Random
I went to the seaside for a vacation last year. The landlady said to me, 'We charge twenty pounds a night, bed and breakfast- or twelve pounds if you make your own bed.' 'Oh, all right,' I said, 'I'll make the bed.' And the landlady gave me a saw, a hammer and some nails.
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