Why Was - Jokes

 

 

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Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.

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Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.

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Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.

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Why was the mother glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.

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Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven ate nine.

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Why was the racehorse called Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast.

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Why was the story writer kept in prison?
Because he hadn\'t finished his sentence.

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Why was it impossible to put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Because he wasn't all that he was cracked up to be.

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Why was the insect thrown out of the forest?
Because it was a litterbug.

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Why was the archaeologist upset?
His job was in ruins.

A Joke At Random

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Marriage category