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Jokes that start with 'Why was'?


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Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
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Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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Why was the mother glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
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Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven ate nine.
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Why was the racehorse called Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast.
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Why was the story writer kept in prison?
Because he hadn\'t finished his sentence.

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