Yo Mama Jokes - 2

 

This is page 2 of yo mama jokes.

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Yo' mama's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

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Yo' mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap!

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Yo' mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

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Yo' mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness!

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Yo' mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation!

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Yo' mama's so stupid, on her job application where it said 'emergency contact number', she put '911'!

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Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold!

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Yo' mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store!

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Yo' mama's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when she saw "sign here," she put "Scorpio"!

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Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

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