Yo Mama Jokes - 2

This is page 2 of yo mama jokes.

Yo' mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap!

Yo' mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!

Yo' mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness!

Yo' mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation!

Yo' mama's so stupid, on her job application where it said 'emergency contact number', she put '911'!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store!

Yo' mama's so stupid, when she was filling out a job application, when she saw "sign here," she put "Scorpio"!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's!

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