Yo Mama Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of yo mama jokes.

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks a lawsuit is something you wear to court!

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes was a housing project!

Yo' mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or grape?!"

Yo' mama's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway!

Yo' mama's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull!

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"

Yo' momma's so fat, when she needs a shower, she goes to a car wash!

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A Joke At Random

Doctor to Patient: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: The good news, please.
Doctor: The good news is that you have only twentyfour hours to live.
Patient: If that's the good news, what's the bad news?
Doctor: I should have told you yesterday.

You can find more like this in the Doctors category