Yo Mama Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of yo mama jokes.

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks a lawsuit is something you wear to court!

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes was a housing project!

Yo' mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or grape?!"

Yo' mama's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway!

Yo' mama's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull!

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"

A Joke At Random

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category