Yo Mama Jokes - 3

This is page 3 of yo mama jokes.

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a car pool!

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks a lawsuit is something you wear to court!

Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks Sherlock Holmes was a housing project!

Yo' mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said, "Cherry or grape?!"

Yo' mama's so fat, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly, they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway!

Yo' mama's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull!

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"

Yo' momma's so fat, when she needs a shower, she goes to a car wash!

A Joke At Random

You know you're in a small town when ...
... You dial a wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
... You are run off Main Street by a combine.
... You can't walk for exercise every car that passes offers you a ride.
... You don't use your turn signal because everyone knows where you are going.
... You get married and the local newspaper devotes a quarter page to the story.
... You drive into a ditch five miles out of town and the word gets back to town before you do.
... The biggest business in town sells farm machinery.
... You write a check on the wrong bank and it covers you anyway.
... The pickups on Main Street outnumber the cars 3 to 1.
... You miss a Sunday at church and receive getwell cards.
... Someone asks you how you are, and actually wants to know.

You can find more like this in the American Humor category