Your Mama Jokes - 4

 

This is page 4 of your mama jokes.

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Yo' mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!

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Yo' mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think it's the school bus!

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Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"

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Yo' mama's so fat, they're going to use her to fill that hole in the ozone layer!

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Yo' mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!"

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Yo' mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

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Yo' mama's so fat, she's taller lying down!

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Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

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Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

A Joke At Random

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Restaurants & Food category