Your Mama Jokes

Here are some your mama jokes.

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Yo mama is so stupid she thinks that aroma is someone who does a lot of travelling.

Your mama is so fat she fills up the bath tub, and THEN turns on the water.

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!

Yo' mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

Yo' mama's so old, her memory is in black and white!

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

Yo' mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her!

Yo' mama's so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!

Yo' mama's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

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A Joke At Random

Dave is out. Jane is out. Rover is out. This is their answering machine. I am in. The beep is in. At the sound of the beep leave your name. At the sound of the beep leave your message.

You can find more like this in the Answering Machine Messages category