Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, September 26th, 2018

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.

Here are some random jokes

Police

Police

This tramp comes up before the judge and he doesn't half smell. The judge says, 'What's the charge against this man?'
The policeman says, 'A fragrancy charge, your honour.'

Located in the Police section

Why Was?

Why Was?

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.

Located in the Why Was? section

Scottish

Scottish

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.

Located in the Scottish section

Pets

Pets

"Say have you seen my new dog?"
"Spitz?"
"No, but he drools a little."

Located in the Pets section

British

British

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.

Located in the British section

American

American

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.

Located in the American section

For Children

For Children

What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'

Located in the For Children section

Why Did?

Why Did?

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

Located in the Why Did? section

Animals

Animals

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.

Located in the Animals section