Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, July 17th, 2019

Customer: Waiter, what's your name?
Waiter: George, but everyone calls me pool cue.
Customer: Why do they call you that?
Waiter: Because I work much better with a tip.

Here are some random jokes

Politicians

Politicians

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
Located in the Politicians section

What Do?

What Do?

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
Located in the What Do? section

For Children

For Children

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Located in the For Children section

Questions

Questions

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
Located in the Questions section

Blondes

Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
Located in the Blondes section

Teenagers

Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
Located in the Teenagers section

Girlfriends

Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Located in the Girlfriends section

Blondes

Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Located in the Blondes section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section