Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
- Recent Additions
These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. - Random Jokes
A selection of jokes or funny stories chosen at random from our jokes database.
Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, January 17th, 2020
Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
Here are some random jokes
Sports
What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
Located in the Sports section
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
Located in the Sports section
Blondes
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
Located in the Blondes section
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
Located in the Blondes section
For Children
Cannibals
The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
Located in the Cannibals section
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
Located in the Cannibals section
British
There has been a theft at Euro Disney. A man has been charged with taking the Mickey.
Located in the British section
Located in the British section
Computers
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
Hide their trainers.
Located in the Computers section
Hide their trainers.
Located in the Computers section
Pets
Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Located in the Pets section
Because they are always spotted.
Located in the Pets section
Change Light Bulb
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section