Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, February 19th, 2020
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo your way and I'll go mine.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo your way and I'll go mine.
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Miscellaneous
Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
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In the potting shed.
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What Do?
What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks
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Tyrannosarus wrecks
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Office
Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Animals
Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
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A: Ground Beef
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Blondes
Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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A: She lost the recipe.
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Change Light Bulb
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Elephants
How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
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Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
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Miscellaneous
Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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A: The outside.
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