Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
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These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. - Random Jokes
A selection of jokes or funny stories chosen at random from our jokes database.
Our 'Joke of the Day' for Tuesday, June 18th, 2019
Did you hear about the idiot who was given two weeks to live?
He decided to take one week in May and the other week in October.
He decided to take one week in May and the other week in October.
Here are some random jokes
What Do?
What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
Located in the What Do? section
Great big holes in your garden.
Located in the What Do? section
Marriage
Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!
Located in the Marriage section
Joe: Seen one? I married one!
Located in the Marriage section
Pets
Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Located in the Pets section
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Located in the Pets section
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Located in the Did You Hear? section
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Located in the Did You Hear? section
For Children
Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Located in the For Children section
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Located in the For Children section
Change Light Bulb
How many TEENAGERS does it take to change a
light-bulb?
"Do it yourseIf - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?"
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
"Do it yourseIf - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?"
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
For Children
My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
Located in the For Children section
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
Located in the For Children section
Yo Mama
Your mama is so fat she fills up the bath tub, and THEN turns on the water.
Located in the Yo Mama section
Located in the Yo Mama section