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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Thursday, January 17th, 2019

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.

Here are some random jokes

Computers

Computers

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
Located in the Computers section

Doctors

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
Located in the Doctors section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
Located in the Miscellaneous section

British

British

Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.
Located in the British section

Doctors

Doctors

'Doctor, doctor, little Jimmy has a saucepan stuck on his head. Whatever shall I do?'
'Don't worry, you can borrow one of mine. I'm going out for dinner."
Located in the Doctors section

Apartment Jokes

Apartment Jokes

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Located in the Apartment Jokes section

Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

An Uncle died, left several hundred clocks to a niece, she's busy winding up the estate.
Located in the Miscellaneous section