Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, December 17th, 2018

A man was staggering home drunk in the early hours of the morning when he was stopped by a police officer. 'What are you doing out at this time of night?' asked the officer.
'I'm going to a lecture,' slurred the drunk. 'And who's going to give a lecture at this hour?'
'My wife.'

Here are some random jokes

Answering Machine Messages

Answering Machine Messages

Hi this is . I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Please leave a message and then wait by the phone until I call you back.
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

Children

Children

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
Located in the Children section

Blondes

Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Located in the Blondes section

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

What rear-view mirror?
Located in the Bumper Stickers section

Mouse

Mouse

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
Located in the Mouse section

Definitions

Definitions

Flattery - an insult in gift wrapping.
Located in the Definitions section

For Children

For Children

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
Located in the For Children section

What Do?

What Do?

What do you call a sweet that makes you sneeze?
A chew.
Located in the What Do? section

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

Ex-wife in trunk
Located in the Bumper Stickers section