Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, June 1st, 2020

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.

Here are some random jokes

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock knock
Who's there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
Located in the Knock Knock section

Animals

Animals

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
Located in the Animals section

Mother-in-law

Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
Located in the Mother-in-law section

Insults

Insults

Don't let your mind wander. It's not stong enough to be allowed out on its own.
Located in the Insults section

British

British

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Located in the British section

Mother-in-law

Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'
Located in the Mother-in-law section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Computers

Computers

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.
Located in the Computers section

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Located in the Yo Mama section