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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Sunday, July 15th, 2018

I have a very responsible job.
In the office where I work, whenever a mistake is made, my boss tells his boss that I'm responsible for it.

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My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.

Located in the Education section

Change Light Bulb

How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

For Children

What is the opposite of minimum?

Located in the For Children section


If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.

Located in the Girlfriends section

For Children

My uncle said, 'How do you make a baby poisonous snake cry?'
I said, 'I don't know. How do you make a baby poisonous snake cry?'
He said, 'Take away his rattle.'

Located in the For Children section


My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that Won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'

Located in the Pets section


Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Located in the Blondes section

Yo Mama

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!

Located in the Yo Mama section


Joe: Did you get many Christmas presents?
Jack: I sure did. A lot more than my four brothers.
Joe: Why was that?
Jack: On Christmas morning I got up two hours before them.

Located in the Christmas section