Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Tuesday, March 19th, 2019
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
Here are some random jokes
Scottish
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went out for a night on the town. The Englishman spent £30, the Irishman spent £20 and the Scotsman spent a very enjoyable evening.
Located in the Scottish section
Located in the Scottish section
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
Located in the Did You Hear? section
He was called Frank Einstein.
Located in the Did You Hear? section
Restaurants Food
There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was the more dough he had to put round it.
Located in the Restaurants Food section
Located in the Restaurants Food section
Education
Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
Located in the Education section
William: The Juve-Niles?
Located in the Education section
Pets
My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that Won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
Located in the Pets section
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
Located in the Pets section
Office
When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
Located in the Office section
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
Located in the Office section
Why Did?
Why did the old man keep his money in the fridge?
Because he liked cold cash.
Located in the Why Did? section
Because he liked cold cash.
Located in the Why Did? section
Doctors
My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
Located in the Doctors section
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
Located in the Doctors section