Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Sunday, July 15th, 2018
I have a very responsible job.
In the office where I work, whenever a mistake is made, my boss tells his boss that I'm responsible for it.
In the office where I work, whenever a mistake is made, my boss tells his boss that I'm responsible for it.
Here are some random jokes
Education
My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
Located in the Education section
Located in the Education section
Change Light Bulb
How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
Girlfriends
If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
Located in the Girlfriends section
Located in the Girlfriends section
For Children
My uncle said, 'How do you make a baby poisonous snake cry?'
I said, 'I don't know. How do you make a baby poisonous snake cry?'
He said, 'Take away his rattle.'
Located in the For Children section
I said, 'I don't know. How do you make a baby poisonous snake cry?'
He said, 'Take away his rattle.'
Located in the For Children section
Pets
My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that Won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
Located in the Pets section
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
Located in the Pets section
Blondes
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
Located in the Blondes section
A: Change.
Located in the Blondes section
Yo Mama
Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
Located in the Yo Mama section
Located in the Yo Mama section
Christmas
Joe: Did you get many Christmas presents?
Jack: I sure did. A lot more than my four brothers.
Joe: Why was that?
Jack: On Christmas morning I got up two hours before them.
Located in the Christmas section
Jack: I sure did. A lot more than my four brothers.
Joe: Why was that?
Jack: On Christmas morning I got up two hours before them.
Located in the Christmas section