Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Thursday, January 17th, 2019

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.

Here are some random jokes

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste last time I will visit you.
Located in the Knock Knock section

Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
Located in the Miscellaneous section

Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
Located in the Chicken Jokes section

What Did?

What Did?

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.
Located in the What Did? section

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.
Located in the Yo Mama section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section

For Children

For Children

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
Located in the For Children section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Restaurants Food

Restaurants Food

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.
Located in the Restaurants Food section