Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, January 17th, 2020

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.

Here are some random jokes

Sports

Sports

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!
Located in the Sports section

Blondes

Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
Located in the Blondes section

For Children

For Children

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
Located in the For Children section

Cannibals

Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
Located in the Cannibals section

Insults

Insults

She looks even worse than her passport photo.
Located in the Insults section

British

British

There has been a theft at Euro Disney. A man has been charged with taking the Mickey.
Located in the British section

Computers

Computers

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
Hide their trainers.
Located in the Computers section

Pets

Pets

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Located in the Pets section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section