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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, July 6th, 2020

A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty dollar bill and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the cash register. The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him." The first bartender brings the bear $10 in change. A little while later the bartender starts talking to the bear and mentions, "We don't get many bears in this bar." The bear replies, "I'm not surprised, at $10 a beer I sure won't be back again....

Here are some random jokes

Insults

Insults

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
Located in the Insults section

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
Located in the Yo Mama section

Definitions

Definitions

Paradox - two physicians.
Located in the Definitions section

British

British

Two little East End kids were paddling in the sea at Southend. 'Cor,' said one, 'look at your feet. They ain't half dirty.'
'Well, we didn't have no 'oliday last year.'
Located in the British section

Restaurants Food

Restaurants Food

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Located in the Restaurants Food section

Marriage

Marriage

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?
Located in the Marriage section

Why Did?

Why Did?

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
Located in the Why Did? section

Houses

Houses

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
Located in the Houses section

Mouse

Mouse

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
Located in the Mouse section