Jokes and Funny Stories

lots of jokes and funny stories

On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Sunday, October 21st, 2018

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears looking at you kid.

Here are some random jokes

What Do?

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.

Located in the What Do? section

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

Located in the Bumper Stickers section

British

British

Villager: It was 'ere that Catherine of aragon was bitten by a mad dog.
Tourist: Tudor?
Villager: Yes, chewed 'er something 'orrible it did.

Located in the British section

Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh...

Located in the Miscellaneous section

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

If you can read this, I've lost my caravan

Located in the Bumper Stickers section

British

British

I used to dress off the peg, but now my neighbours take in their washing at night.

Located in the British section

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

I am the only one on this planet who know how to drive.

Located in the Bumper Stickers section

Education

Education

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

Located in the Education section

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.

Located in the Yo Mama section