Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, November 20th, 2019

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.

Here are some random jokes

Office

Office

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
Located in the Office section

Computers

Computers

Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?
Located in the Computers section

For Children

For Children

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
Located in the For Children section

Did You Hear?

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.
Located in the Did You Hear? section

What Is?

What Is?

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
Located in the What Is? section

Animals

Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Located in the Animals section

Bar

Bar

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
Located in the Bar section

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
Located in the Yo Mama section

Definitions

Definitions

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Located in the Definitions section