Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
- Recent Additions
These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. - Random Jokes
A selection of jokes or funny stories chosen at random from our jokes database.
Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, October 22nd, 2018
How many baritones does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can't get up that high.
None. They can't get up that high.
Here are some random jokes
Girlfriends
Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
Located in the Girlfriends section
Located in the Girlfriends section
Animals
My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
Located in the Animals section
Take his bike away.
Located in the Animals section
Pets
Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Located in the Pets section
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Located in the Pets section
For Children
Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
Located in the For Children section
Because they have furry tail ends.
Located in the For Children section
Bumper Stickers
How Do?
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
Located in the How Do? section
You don't: you get down from a duck!
Located in the How Do? section
What Do?
What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
Located in the What Do? section
An eggsplosion.
Located in the What Do? section