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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Tuesday, March 19th, 2019

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

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Scottish

Scottish

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went out for a night on the town. The Englishman spent 30, the Irishman spent 20 and the Scotsman spent a very enjoyable evening.
Located in the Scottish section

Did You Hear?

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.
Located in the Did You Hear? section

Restaurants Food

Restaurants Food

There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was the more dough he had to put round it.
Located in the Restaurants Food section

Education

Education

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?
Located in the Education section

Pets

Pets

My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that Won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'
Located in the Pets section

Office

Office

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
Located in the Office section

Why Did?

Why Did?

Why did the old man keep his money in the fridge?
Because he liked cold cash.
Located in the Why Did? section

Computers

Computers

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Located in the Computers section

Doctors

Doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
Located in the Doctors section