Jokes and Funny Stories


lots of jokes and funny stories

On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, April 3rd, 2020

Naval Recruitment Officer: Can you swim?
Recruit: Why, have you run out of ships?

Here are some random jokes

Apartment Jokes

Apartment Jokes

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Located in the Apartment Jokes section

Intelligence Tests

Intelligence Tests

If a girl who works in a candy store is five feet three inches tall, and wears size five shoes, what does she weigh?
Candy.
Located in the Intelligence Tests section

Insults

Insults

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
Located in the Insults section

Children

Children

A woman got on a bus with seven children. The bus conductor asked: 'Are these all yours lady? Or is it a picnic?'
'They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!'
Located in the Children section

Answering Machine Messages

Answering Machine Messages

"Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

Restaurants Food

Restaurants Food

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
Located in the Restaurants Food section

Teenagers

Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Located in the Teenagers section

Restaurants Food

Restaurants Food

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Located in the Restaurants Food section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
Located in the Knock Knock section