Jokes and Funny Stories


lots of jokes and funny stories

On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, December 14th, 2018

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

Here are some random jokes

American

American

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
Located in the American section

What Do?

What Do?

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
Located in the What Do? section

Questions

Questions

How many weeks are there in a light year?
Located in the Questions section

For Children

For Children

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
Located in the For Children section

Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"
Located in the Miscellaneous section

Why Do?

Why Do?

Why do people laugh up there sleeves?
Because that's where their funny bones are.
Located in the Why Do? section

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

I don't like tailgaters, that's why I'm speeding.
Located in the Bumper Stickers section

What Do?

What Do?

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
Located in the What Do? section

Doctors

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
Located in the Doctors section