Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
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These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. - Random Jokes
A selection of jokes or funny stories chosen at random from our jokes database.
Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, July 17th, 2019
Customer: Waiter, what's your name?
Waiter: George, but everyone calls me pool cue.
Customer: Why do they call you that?
Waiter: Because I work much better with a tip.
Waiter: George, but everyone calls me pool cue.
Customer: Why do they call you that?
Waiter: Because I work much better with a tip.
Here are some random jokes
Politicians
The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
Located in the Politicians section
Located in the Politicians section
What Do?
What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
Located in the What Do? section
Tyrannosarus wrecks.
Located in the What Do? section
For Children
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Located in the For Children section
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Located in the For Children section
Questions
What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
Located in the Questions section
Your breath.
Located in the Questions section
Blondes
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
Located in the Blondes section
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
Located in the Blondes section
Girlfriends
Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Located in the Girlfriends section
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Located in the Girlfriends section
Blondes
Change Light Bulb
How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section