Jokes and Funny Stories

On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Sunday, August 25th, 2019

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, ''your first job will be to sweep out the store.''
''But I'm a college graduate,'' the young man replied indignantly.
''Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that,'' said the manager. ''Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how.''

Here are some random jokes

Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
Located in the Politicians section

Marriage

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
Located in the Marriage section

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
Located in the Did You Hear? section

Marriage

"Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence."
Located in the Marriage section

Blondes

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.
Located in the Blondes section

Christmas

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
Located in the Christmas section

Christmas

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
Located in the Christmas section

Questions

Is there another word for synonym?
Located in the Questions section

Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
Located in the Girlfriends section