Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Thursday, August 22nd, 2019

A man goes into a travel agents and says that he wants to book a vacation in China.
"Peking?" asked the travel agent.
"No, I want to have a good look around."

Here are some random jokes

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose.
Located in the Knock Knock section

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
Located in the Yo Mama section

Did You Hear?

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
Located in the Did You Hear? section

Why Did?

Why Did?

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Located in the Why Did? section

Computers

Computers

Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!
Located in the Computers section

American

American

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
Located in the American section

British

British

What's that up the road? A head?
Located in the British section

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull!
Located in the Yo Mama section

Restaurants Food

Restaurants Food

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
Located in the Restaurants Food section