Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
- Recent Additions
These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. - Random Jokes
A selection of jokes or funny stories chosen at random from our jokes database.
Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, September 26th, 2018
Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
Here are some random jokes
Police
This tramp comes up before the judge and he doesn't half smell. The judge says, 'What's the charge against this man?'
The policeman says, 'A fragrancy charge, your honour.'
Located in the Police section
The policeman says, 'A fragrancy charge, your honour.'
Located in the Police section
Why Was?
Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Located in the Why Was? section
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Located in the Why Was? section
Scottish
How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
Located in the Scottish section
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
Located in the Scottish section
Pets
American
Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
Located in the American section
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
Located in the American section
For Children
What did the egg in the monastery say?
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
Located in the For Children section
'Out of the frying-pan, into the friar.'
Located in the For Children section
Why Did?
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Located in the Why Did? section
Because he couldn't find a date.
Located in the Why Did? section
Animals
What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
Located in the Animals section
Located in the Animals section