Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, November 14th, 2018

What do you get if you cross a large jet airliner with an accountant?
A Boring 747.

Here are some random jokes

Politicians

Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

Located in the Politicians section

Did You Hear?

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated working in the country?
He went to London and got a job as a shoe-shine boy. So the farmer made hay while the son shone.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

Intelligence Tests

Intelligence Tests

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Located in the Intelligence Tests section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Bar

Bar

The man who goes into a bar very optimistically usually leaves it very misty optically.

Located in the Bar section

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.

Located in the Yo Mama section

Marriage

Marriage

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.

Located in the Marriage section

Scottish

Scottish

A Scotsman went on a week's holiday to England. He took a clean shirt and a five pound note with him. When he arrived home he hadn't changed either of them.

Located in the Scottish section

Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!

Located in the Miscellaneous section