Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Tuesday, June 18th, 2019

Did you hear about the idiot who was given two weeks to live?
He decided to take one week in May and the other week in October.

Here are some random jokes

What Do?

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.
Located in the What Do? section

Marriage

Marriage

Fred: Have you ever seen one of those machines that can tell when someone is telling a lie?
Joe: Seen one? I married one!
Located in the Marriage section

Pets

Pets

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
Located in the Pets section

Did You Hear?

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Located in the Did You Hear? section

For Children

For Children

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
Located in the For Children section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many TEENAGERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Do it yourseIf - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?"
Located in the Change Light Bulb section

For Children

For Children

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
Located in the For Children section

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Your mama is so fat she fills up the bath tub, and THEN turns on the water.
Located in the Yo Mama section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pear.
Pear who?
Pear of shoes.
Located in the Knock Knock section