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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, November 27th, 2020

These two ladies were walking down the street when they came across a frog. The frog said, "Kiss me and I will turn into a handsome Texas oil man." One lady reached down, grabbed the frog and put it in her purse. The other looked at her and said, "Aren't you going to kiss that frog?" She replied, "No! A talking frog is worth a lot more money than a Texas oil man......"

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Jokes For Children

Jokes For Children

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'

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Funny Answering Machine Messages

Funny Answering Machine Messages

"Hello, is this the person to whom I am speaking?"

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Office Humor

Office Humor

If at first you don't succeed, delegate it.

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Why Was? Jokes

Why Was? Jokes

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.

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British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.

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Office Humor

Office Humor

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

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Funny Insults

Funny Insults

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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Jokes About Snowmen

Jokes About Snowmen

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.

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Scottish Jokes and Humour

Scottish Jokes and Humour

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.

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