Jokes and Funny Stories

lots of jokes and funny stories

On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Thursday, September 20th, 2018

Lady Customer: Can I try on that dress in the window?
Assistant: If you really want to, but I think it would be better if you tried it on in the changing room.

Here are some random jokes

Computers

Computers

Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!

Located in the Computers section

Mother-in-law

Mother-in-law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'

Located in the Mother-in-law section

For Children

For Children

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

Located in the For Children section

Computers

Computers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

Located in the Computers section

How Do?

How Do?

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.

Located in the How Do? section

For Children

For Children

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.

Located in the For Children section

Computers

Computers

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."

Located in the Computers section

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap!

Located in the Yo Mama section

How Do?

How Do?

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

Located in the How Do? section