Jokes and Funny Stories


lots of jokes and funny stories

On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Sunday, October 13th, 2019

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Dublin.
Dublin who?
Dublin up with laughter.

Here are some random jokes

For Children

For Children

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
Located in the For Children section

Answering Machine Messages

Answering Machine Messages

The number you have reached, Seven. Six. Seven. One. Two. Three. Four. has not been disconnected and is still in service. Please leave a message at the sound of the tone.
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

For Children

For Children

When we were kids my mum and dad took us to a French restaurant. My brother said, 'Mum, can I have some frogs legs?'
My mum said, 'Why, what's wrong with your own?'
Located in the For Children section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Elephants

Elephants

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
A sheep.
Located in the Elephants section

Politicians

Politicians

Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
Located in the Politicians section

American

American

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?
Located in the American section

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
Located in the Yo Mama section

For Children

For Children

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.
Located in the For Children section