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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, October 22nd, 2018

How many baritones does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can't get up that high.

Here are some random jokes

Girlfriends

Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"

Located in the Girlfriends section

Animals

Animals

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.

Located in the Animals section

Pets

Pets

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.

Located in the Pets section

For Children

For Children

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

Located in the For Children section

What Do?

What Do?

What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

Located in the What Do? section

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot

Located in the Bumper Stickers section

How Do?

How Do?

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

Located in the How Do? section

What Do?

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.

Located in the What Do? section

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

Don't rush me I get paid by the hour.

Located in the Bumper Stickers section