Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
- Recent Additions
These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. - Random Jokes
A selection of jokes or funny stories chosen at random from our jokes database.
Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, April 20th, 2019
What is black and white and makes a lot on noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
A zebra with a drum kit.
Here are some random jokes
Marriage
Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
Located in the Marriage section
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
Located in the Marriage section
For Children
My brother said, 'I've just been reading a book about Samson. He was an amazing comedian.',br>
I said, 'Was he really?'
My brother said, 'Yes, he brought the house down.'
Located in the For Children section
My brother said, 'Yes, he brought the house down.'
Located in the For Children section
Change Light Bulb
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
For Children
Boy cannibal to mother cannibal: Mummy,
mummy, can I bring my friend over for tea?
Mother cannibal: Of course, dear, Put him in the fridge and we'll have him later.
Located in the For Children section
Mother cannibal: Of course, dear, Put him in the fridge and we'll have him later.
Located in the For Children section
Knock Knock
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Abba.
Abba who?
Abba'out time you opened this door.
Located in the Knock Knock section
Abba.
Abba who?
Abba'out time you opened this door.
Located in the Knock Knock section
For Children
What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
Located in the For Children section
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
Located in the For Children section
Elephants
How do you make an elephant sandwich?
First of all, you get a very large loaf of bread ...
Located in the Elephants section
First of all, you get a very large loaf of bread ...
Located in the Elephants section