Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
- Recent Additions
These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. - Random Jokes
A selection of jokes or funny stories chosen at random from our jokes database.
Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, September 21st, 2019
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a mountain.
Well you do look a little peaky.
Well you do look a little peaky.
Here are some random jokes
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan me are supposed to be going out tonight.
Located in the Knock Knock section
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan me are supposed to be going out tonight.
Located in the Knock Knock section
Christmas
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
Located in the Christmas section
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
Located in the Christmas section
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault.
Located in the Knock Knock section
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault.
Located in the Knock Knock section
What Do?
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
Located in the What Do? section
A boa constructor.
Located in the What Do? section
Answering Machine Messages
Hello, this is . I'm home right now, and in
a few moments, I'll have a decision to make. BEEEP!
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section
Change Light Bulb
How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the Red Indian chief, Running Water?
He had two sons, one was called 'Hot', and the other 'Cold'.
Located in the Did You Hear? section
He had two sons, one was called 'Hot', and the other 'Cold'.
Located in the Did You Hear? section