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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, November 12th, 2018

At a party a woman was talking to a doctor. "What kind of a doctor are you?" she asked.
"A Naval surgeon," he replied.
"My, how you doctors specialize," she said.

Here are some random jokes

Computers

Computers

How do you tell the difference between Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.

Located in the Computers section

Christmas

Christmas

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.

Located in the Christmas section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda the table.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Sports

Sports

"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."

Located in the Sports section

For Children

For Children

My brother was banging his. head on a brick wall. I said, 'What're you doing that for?'
He said, 'Because it's a lovely feeling when I stop.'

Located in the For Children section

For Children

For Children

'Do you know what they said the night the Forth Bridge fell down?'
'No, what did they say the night the Forth Bridge fell down?'
'That's a pity. We'll have to build a fifth!'

Located in the For Children section

Did You Hear?

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

Blondes

Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Located in the Blondes section

What Do?

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

Located in the What Do? section