Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, July 16th, 2018

Patient: Doctor, doctor I've become completely crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!

Here are some random jokes

Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so fat, I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her gravitational pull!

Located in the Yo Mama section

For Children

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

Located in the For Children section

Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.

Located in the Doctors section

For Children

Hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'

Located in the For Children section

Scottish

What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.

Located in the Scottish section

Answering Machine Messages

After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to come out of hiding.

Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

British

MAN ON PHONE: "How long does it take to fly to Hong Kong?"
TRAVEL AGENT: "Just a minute, sir. . ."
MAN ON PHONE: "Thanks very much".

Located in the British section

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.

Located in the What Do? section

For Children

Q: What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
A: Just put it on my bill.

Located in the For Children section