Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Sunday, April 11th, 2021

Customer: I want to buy a mattress for a bed.
Assistant: A spring mattress, sir?
Customer: Well, actually I want to use it all year round.

Here are some random jokes

Why Is It? Jokes

Why Is It? Jokes

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
Did You Hear? Jokes

Did You Hear? Jokes

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
Jokes About Girlfriends

Jokes About Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
Jokes For Children

Jokes For Children

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
Funny Car Bumper Stickers

Funny Car Bumper Stickers

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose.
Jokes For Children

Jokes For Children

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
Jokes About Ducks

Jokes About Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.