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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, December 4th, 2020

Last night there was a big argument in a Glasgow cinema. Two men were trying to get in using one ticket - they said they half-brothers.

Here are some random jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
Jokes About Bars

Jokes About Bars

A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh standing at the bar. The man says 'I love your paintings, can I buy you a drink?'
Vincent replies, 'No thanks I've got one ear.'
What Do? Jokes

What Do? Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
How Do? Jokes

How Do? Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Jokes About Blondes

Jokes About Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Jokes About Doctors

Jokes About Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
What Did? Jokes

What Did? Jokes

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.