Jokes and Funny Stories


lots of jokes and funny stories

On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, February 19th, 2020

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo your way and I'll go mine.

Here are some random jokes

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
Located in the Bumper Stickers section

Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
Located in the Miscellaneous section

What Do?

What Do?

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks
Located in the What Do? section

Office

Office

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
Located in the Office section

Animals

Animals

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef
Located in the Animals section

Blondes

Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
Located in the Blondes section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Elephants

Elephants

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
Located in the Elephants section

Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
Located in the Miscellaneous section