Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, May 22nd, 2019

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.

Here are some random jokes

Did You Hear?

Did You Hear?

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
Located in the Did You Hear? section

Bar

Bar

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
Located in the Bar section

Monsters

Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
Located in the Monsters section

Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
Located in the Miscellaneous section

What Is?

What Is?

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
Located in the What Is? section

Did You Hear?

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race.
Located in the Did You Hear? section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Located in the Knock Knock section

Why Did?

Why Did?

Why did the goal posts get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
Located in the Why Did? section

Answering Machine Messages

Answering Machine Messages

Kemosabe no in tipi now. You leave'um message after little smoke signal, and Kemosabe get back for pow-wow real fast.
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section