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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, April 22nd, 2019

What is round and nasty?
A vicious circle.

Here are some random jokes

Cannibals

Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
Located in the Cannibals section

Lawyers

Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
Located in the Lawyers section

For Children

For Children

Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers.
Located in the For Children section

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's!
Located in the Yo Mama section

Dentists

Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
Located in the Dentists section

Elephants

Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they don't have glove compartments.
Located in the Elephants section

Office

Office

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
Located in the Office section

Pets

Pets

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
Located in the Pets section

Men

Men

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Located in the Men section