Jokes and Funny Stories


lots of jokes and funny stories

On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, February 22nd, 2019

Policeman: Can you give me a description of your missing cashier?
Bank Manager: He's about six foot tall and £150,000 short.

Here are some random jokes

Computers

Computers

The name is Baud......, James Baud
Located in the Computers section

For Children

For Children

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
Located in the For Children section

Politicians

Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
Located in the Politicians section

Sports

Sports

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
Located in the Sports section

Christmas

Christmas

Mummy, here's your Christmas present. A box of your favorite chocolates.
Thanks, but the box is half empty.
Well, they're my favorite chocolates too.
Located in the Christmas section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside.
Located in the Knock Knock section

Christmas

Christmas

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
Cross mouse cards.
Located in the Christmas section

Boyfriends

Boyfriends

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
Located in the Boyfriends section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crate.
Crate who?
Crate to be here.
Located in the Knock Knock section