Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
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These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. - Random Jokes
A selection of jokes or funny stories chosen at random from our jokes database.
Our 'Joke of the Day' for Thursday, January 17th, 2019
Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
Here are some random jokes
Computers
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
Located in the Doctors section
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
Located in the Doctors section
Change Light Bulb
How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
Change Light Bulb
How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section
Miscellaneous
Dad, there's someone at the door collecting for the old folks home. Shall I give him grandma?
Located in the Miscellaneous section
Located in the Miscellaneous section
Doctors
'Doctor, doctor, little Jimmy has a
saucepan stuck on his head. Whatever
shall I do?'
'Don't worry, you can borrow one of mine. I'm going out for dinner."
Located in the Doctors section
'Don't worry, you can borrow one of mine. I'm going out for dinner."
Located in the Doctors section
Apartment Jokes
Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Located in the Apartment Jokes section
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
Located in the Apartment Jokes section
Miscellaneous
An Uncle died, left several hundred clocks to a niece, she's busy winding up the estate.
Located in the Miscellaneous section
Located in the Miscellaneous section