Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
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These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. - Random Jokes
A selection of jokes or funny stories chosen at random from our jokes database.
Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, December 17th, 2018
A man was staggering home drunk in the early hours of the morning when he was stopped by a police officer. 'What are you doing out at this time of night?' asked the officer.
'I'm going to a lecture,' slurred the drunk. 'And who's going to give a lecture at this hour?'
'My wife.'
'I'm going to a lecture,' slurred the drunk. 'And who's going to give a lecture at this hour?'
'My wife.'
Here are some random jokes
Answering Machine Messages
Hi this is . I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Please leave a message and then wait by the phone until I call you back.
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Children
Blondes
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Mouse
For Children
What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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An elephant with a machine gun.
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