Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
- Recent Additions
These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. - Random Jokes
A selection of jokes or funny stories chosen at random from our jokes database.
Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, December 14th, 2018
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Here are some random jokes
What Do?
What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
Located in the What Do? section
Elected.
Located in the What Do? section
Answering Machine Messages
"This is (your phone number). We are not ... excuse me a moment, please. Put your sister down. PUT YOUR SISTER DOWN! (sound of glass breaking) Great! What a mess. I'll have to get back to you later."
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section
For Children
What's big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
Located in the For Children section
The Incredible Sulk.
Located in the For Children section
Mother-in-law
Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
Located in the Mother-in-law section
Located in the Mother-in-law section
Sports
This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
Located in the Sports section
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
Located in the Sports section