Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
- Recent Additions
These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. - Random Jokes
A selection of jokes or funny stories chosen at random from our jokes database.
Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, May 22nd, 2019
What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
Robbery with violins.
Here are some random jokes
Did You Hear?
I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
Located in the Did You Hear? section
Located in the Did You Hear? section
Bar
A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
Located in the Bar section
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
Located in the Bar section
Monsters
Miscellaneous
Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
Located in the Miscellaneous section
Located in the Miscellaneous section
What Is?
What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
Located in the What Is? section
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
Located in the What Is? section
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race.
Located in the Did You Hear? section
He was the last of his race.
Located in the Did You Hear? section
Knock Knock
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Located in the Knock Knock section
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Located in the Knock Knock section
Why Did?
Answering Machine Messages
Kemosabe no in tipi now. You leave'um message after little smoke signal,
and Kemosabe get back for pow-wow real fast.
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section