Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Tuesday, December 10th, 2019

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One third less than for a regular bulb.

Here are some random jokes

Scottish

Scottish

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
Located in the Scottish section

Doctors

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
Located in the Doctors section

Bar

Bar

A is standing drinking at the bar when the man next to him whispers, 'do you want to buy any pirate DVD's?'
'No thanks, I hate Treasure Island.'
Located in the Bar section

Blondes

Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Located in the Blondes section

For Children

For Children

Grandmother: Now William, be a good boy and eat your spinach. It will put some colour in your cheeks.
William: But I don't want to have green cheeks.
Located in the For Children section

What Did?

What Did?

What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.
Located in the What Did? section

Blondes

Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
Located in the Blondes section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
Located in the Knock Knock section

Answering Machine Messages

Answering Machine Messages

"Hi, you have reached .... Please leave your name, phone number and a message and if we like it we will return your call".
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section