Jokes and Funny Stories
On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.
- Recent Additions
These are the most recently added jokes and funny stories. - Random Jokes
A selection of jokes or funny stories chosen at random from our jokes database.
Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, December 14th, 2018
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.
Here are some random jokes
American
What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
Located in the American section
A golden receiver.
Located in the American section
For Children
Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
Located in the For Children section
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
Located in the For Children section
Miscellaneous
"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"
Located in the Miscellaneous section
"Of course it's wrong! It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"
Located in the Miscellaneous section
Why Do?
Why do people laugh up there sleeves?
Because that's where their funny bones are.
Located in the Why Do? section
Because that's where their funny bones are.
Located in the Why Do? section
Bumper Stickers
I don't like tailgaters, that's why I'm speeding.
Located in the Bumper Stickers section
Located in the Bumper Stickers section
What Do?
What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
Located in the What Do? section
A golf course.
Located in the What Do? section
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
Located in the Doctors section
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?
Located in the Doctors section