Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, September 21st, 2019

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a mountain.
Well you do look a little peaky.

Here are some random jokes

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan me are supposed to be going out tonight.
Located in the Knock Knock section

Christmas

Christmas

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
Located in the Christmas section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe to no good.
Located in the Knock Knock section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault.
Located in the Knock Knock section

What Do?

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
Located in the What Do? section

British

British

What is the opposite of woe?
Gee-up!
Located in the British section

Answering Machine Messages

Answering Machine Messages

Hello, this is . I'm home right now, and in a few moments, I'll have a decision to make. BEEEP!
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Did You Hear?

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the Red Indian chief, Running Water?
He had two sons, one was called 'Hot', and the other 'Cold'.
Located in the Did You Hear? section