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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, January 22nd, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

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British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories

My brother said, 'You'd better know from the start that my favourite food is trash and onions.'
The girl said, 'Tripe.'
He said, 'Don't start arguing before we're married.'
Office Humor

Office Humor

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes

Change a Lightbulb Jokes

How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.
Funny Car Bumper Stickers

Funny Car Bumper Stickers

If you think I'm a bad driver, wait till you see me putt
Jokes About Elephants

Jokes About Elephants

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!
Funny Answering Machine Messages

Funny Answering Machine Messages

The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
Jokes About Girlfriends

Jokes About Girlfriends

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Chloe.
Chloe who?
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind.
Jokes About Girlfriends

Jokes About Girlfriends

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm always talking about Batman.
What a joker she is.