Jokes and Funny Stories


lots of jokes and funny stories

On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, April 20th, 2019

What is black and white and makes a lot on noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.

Here are some random jokes

For Children

For Children

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
Located in the For Children section

What Has?

What Has?

What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
Located in the What Has? section

Marriage

Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
Located in the Marriage section

For Children

For Children

My brother said, 'I've just been reading a book about Samson. He was an amazing comedian.',br> I said, 'Was he really?'
My brother said, 'Yes, he brought the house down.'
Located in the For Children section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
Located in the Change Light Bulb section

For Children

For Children

Boy cannibal to mother cannibal: Mummy, mummy, can I bring my friend over for tea?
Mother cannibal: Of course, dear, Put him in the fridge and we'll have him later.
Located in the For Children section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Abba.
Abba who?
Abba'out time you opened this door.
Located in the Knock Knock section

For Children

For Children

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
Located in the For Children section

Elephants

Elephants

How do you make an elephant sandwich?
First of all, you get a very large loaf of bread ...
Located in the Elephants section