Jokes and Funny Stories


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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, December 14th, 2018

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

Here are some random jokes

What Do?

What Do?

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
Located in the What Do? section

Sports

Sports

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
Located in the Sports section

What Is?

What Is?

What is round and dangerous
A vicious circle.
Located in the What Is? section

Animals

Animals

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
Located in the Animals section

Answering Machine Messages

Answering Machine Messages

"This is (your phone number). We are not ... excuse me a moment, please. Put your sister down. PUT YOUR SISTER DOWN! (sound of glass breaking) Great! What a mess. I'll have to get back to you later."
Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

Marriage

Marriage

Bigamy: one wife too many
Monogamy same thing.
Located in the Marriage section

For Children

For Children

What's big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
Located in the For Children section

Mother-in-law

Mother-in-law

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
Located in the Mother-in-law section

Sports

Sports

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
Located in the Sports section