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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, February 23rd, 2019

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other is a blooming idiot.

Here are some random jokes

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!
Located in the Yo Mama section

Blondes

Blondes

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Located in the Blondes section

Intelligence Tests

Intelligence Tests

How many outs are there in an inning?
6
Located in the Intelligence Tests section

Computers

Computers

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
Located in the Computers section

Insults

Insults

His death won't be listed in the newspaper under 'Obituaries', it will be under 'Neighborhood Improvements'.
Located in the Insults section

Insults

Insults

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?
Located in the Insults section

Bumper Stickers

Bumper Stickers

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Located in the Bumper Stickers section

Insults

Insults

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Located in the Insults section

Intelligence Tests

Intelligence Tests

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.
Located in the Intelligence Tests section