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British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Why is there only one monopolies commission?
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What's that up the road? A head?
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Definition of a "commentator" - an average potato.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
There was a man who painted rabbits all over his bald head.
Claimed they looked like hares from a distance.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
British Humour - Jokes and Funny Stories
Did you hear about the 2 men from the monastery who opened up a fast food seafood restaurant?
One was the fish friar, and the other was the chip monk.

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