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Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
A man once walked into a shop which sold musical instruments and bought a very expensive mouthorgan. As the shopkeeper wrapped up the purchase he said, 'You know is this is quite amazing. We normally don't sell many mouth organs, but this is the second one I've sold today.
'Oh,' said the customer, 'that must have been our Monka.'
Two men met each other on the beach at Majorca.
One looked at the other and asked, 'Are you brown from the sun?'
'No,' replied the other, 'I'm Smith from The Times.'
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nona.
It's Nona who?
It's Nona your business.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A Truck load of prunes has been stolen. Police are looking for a man on the run.
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
