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Here is more of our collection of jokes featuring the British style of humour (or humor if you are American). There are some really silly, stupid and corny British jokes and funny stories in this section.
British jokes

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Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.
Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail?
Because it's twirly!

Submitted by: VJ
My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.
Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'
Did you hear about the idiot who thought Hamlet was an omlette served with bacon?
Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
What is short, green and goes camping?
A new boy scout.
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.

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