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Here is more of our collection of jokes featuring the British style of humour (or humor if you are American). There are some really silly, stupid and corny British jokes and funny stories in this section.
British jokes


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What type of socks does a gardener like to wear when he is working?
Garden hose.
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Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.

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What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.
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What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.
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Last night I got into a taxi and said to the driver, 'Robin Hood's Close'.
He said 'Don't worry, I'm sure that I can lose him at the next set of traffic lights'.
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Did you hear that the police have put out a warning to house owners about a gang of men who recently failed in their attempt to steal the tiles from the roof of a local house?
The police said they were roofless criminals.
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Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No it's a permanent job.

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