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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes


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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement.
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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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How many FILM DIRECTORS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"I don't care how many it takes, what it costs, or how you do it -
JUST GET IT CHANGED, OKAY?!?! !"
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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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How many TEENAGERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Do it yourseIf - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?"

Submitted by: Ian Dawson
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How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.

Submitted by: David Lee
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How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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