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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes


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How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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How many members of the government doe it take to change a light bulb.
Members of the government never change light bulbs, they prefer to keep the public in the dark.
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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
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How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
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How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
They do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

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