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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes


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How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.
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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
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How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

Submitted by: Matti
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Q: How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85.00 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider . . .
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Q: How many shipping department guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m., and pay an extra $15, we can get the light bulb changed overnight.
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How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
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How many politically correct people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Why should we impose our values on the light bulb? If it wishes to be a light bulb of no light, we should respect its uniqueness and individuality."
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Tourist: Do you know how many Welsh people it takes to change a light bulb?
Welsh Choir: No, but you sing it and we'll hum the tune in moving harmony...
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How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.

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