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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes


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How many Jewish mothers in law does it take to change a light bulb? (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...)
None! I don't mind sitting here in the dark vilst u goes out enjoying yourselves.....
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How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave the bulb alone and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five, and you should've seen the light bulb! It must have been this big! (Gestures with arms...) Five of us were barely enough!
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How many American college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to get into position to screw it in, one to kick the legs out from under him, one to snatch the light bulb and pass it to his mate who, then goes and screws it in over the other side of the room, and one to roll around on the floor pretending to be really injured.
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How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
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How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !" and throw his hat in the air.

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