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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes There are 129 jokes in this category.

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Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
Change a Lightbulb Jokes
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to pronounce the old bulb died from natural causes and sign the death certificate.

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