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Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
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What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
What do you get if you cross a bird and a snake>
A feather boa constrictor.
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
