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Here are more very old and corny chicken jokes.

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Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
Chicken Jokes
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
Chicken Jokes
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"

Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!

Distress

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.

Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.

Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.

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