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Chicken Jokes - Page 2
Here are more very old and corny chicken jokes.
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Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
Too long to go around.....
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Lawyers
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
Vampire
Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful
woman?
It was love at first bite!
It was love at first bite!
Distress
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.
Landlord
The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
Prison
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
Blondes
Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.