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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes

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Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the man who listened to the match?
He burnt his ear.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the young man who got really worried when his nose kept growing until it was eleven inches long?
He thought it might turn into a foot.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the mad scientist who crossed a parrot with an alligator?
It bit off his arm and said, 'who's a pretty boy then?'
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Did you hear about the musical ghost?
He wrote haunting melodies.
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Did you hear about the woman who was so ugly she could make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk for an hour?
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Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated working in the country?
He went to London and got a job as a shoe-shine boy. So the farmer made hay while the son shone.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the fool who keeps going around saying "no" anytime someone asks them a question?
No.
Oh, it's you!

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