Did You Hear? Jokes - Page 11

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.