Did You Hear? Jokes - Page 11

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.

Did you hear about the dog who went to a flea circus?
No, what happened?
He stole the show.

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.