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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes

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Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Don't let your mind wander. It's not stong enough to be allowed out on its own.

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.

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