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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes

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Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

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