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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes


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Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.

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Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
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Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.
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Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
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Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.
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Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.
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Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team spirit.
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Did you hear about the Red Indian chief, Running Water?
He had two sons, one was called 'Hot', and the other 'Cold'.

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