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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes


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Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
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Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
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Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
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Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.
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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
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Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
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Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

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