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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes


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Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably....
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Did you hear about the animal hotel that has exclusive accommodation for squirrels?
It's called The Nutcracker Suite.
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Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Did you hear about the child who was named after his father?
They called him dad.
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Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.

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