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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes


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Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated working in the country?
He went to London and got a job as a shoe-shine boy. So the farmer made hay while the son shone.
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Did you hear about the fool who keeps going around saying "no" anytime someone asks them a question?
No.
Oh, it's you!
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Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably....
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Did you hear about the animal hotel that has exclusive accommodation for squirrels?
It's called The Nutcracker Suite.
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Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.

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