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A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes

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Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the mad scientist who crossed a parrot with an alligator?
It bit off his arm and said, 'who's a pretty boy then?'
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the musical ghost?
He wrote haunting melodies.
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the woman who was so ugly she could make yogurt just by staring at a glass of milk for an hour?
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated working in the country?
He went to London and got a job as a shoe-shine boy. So the farmer made hay while the son shone.
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Did you hear about the fool who keeps going around saying "no" anytime someone asks them a question?
No.
Oh, it's you!
Did You Hear? Jokes
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably....
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Did you hear about the animal hotel that has exclusive accommodation for squirrels?
It's called The Nutcracker Suite.

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