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Here are more of our funny, amusing and strange joke answering machine messages.


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Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.

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Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?

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"Hi. Now you say something."

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Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

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Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.


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