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Impeccable: having immunity to woodpeckers.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

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A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.


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