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Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
A few clowns short of a circus.
He thinks everyone worships the ground that he crawled out of.
His death won't be listed in the newspaper under 'Obituaries', it will be under 'Neighborhood Improvements'.
Don't let your mind wander. It's not stong enough to be allowed out on its own.
He's as much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
He's a few fries short of a happy meal.
If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.
He doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.
He's not playing with a full deck.
