Funny Insults - Page 11

If brains were dynamite, he couldn't blow his nose.

He doesn't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.

He's not playing with a full deck.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

Are you sure the nurses know you're using the computer?

Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?

You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be - out standing in your field.

I'd like to help you out - Which way did you come in?

Do I need you? About as much as Custer needed more Indians.