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Here are more of our funny insults.

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If there's nothing to say, I'm sure you'll say it.
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When I want your comments, I'll rattle your cage.
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Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
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He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
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I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

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