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Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

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How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.

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Stupid people should have stupid signs....
One day I was sitting on the SCHOOL bus and a new guy came on, sat beside me and asked "You going to school?"
"Nope!" I said, "I just wanted to see where this bus was head'n to.
"....."Here's your sign."

Submitted by: Daryl Matheson

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How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

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A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

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A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?
9

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If you have one match and you walk into a room where there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
The Match!

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Divide 30 by half and add 10. What is the answer?
70

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Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.

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How many outs are there in an inning?
6


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