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Here is our selection of funny intelligence tests. There are 36 jokes in this category.

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What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.

What type of ring is always square?
A boxing ring.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.

If a farmer has two eggs for breakfast every morning, but he doesn' own any chickens and he doesn' get them from anyone else, where do the eggs come from?
From his ducks.

If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?
Green Bricks?
No, glass.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

If a girl who works in a candy store is five feet three inches tall, and wears size five shoes, what does she weigh?

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

Submitted by: Joe

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