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Funny Newspaper Headlines - Page 4
Here are more of our funny newspaper headlines.
This is page 4 of 4. Showing jokes 31 to 35
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
