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My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
My brother went to the doctor's and said, 'Some days, I think I'm a golf ball.'
The doctor said, 'Well you've come a fair way to see me...'
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't
pick your friend's nose.
What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
The doctor gave him some cream to put on it.
