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How Do? Jokes - Page 3
Humor asking the question 'how do'?
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How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
Send her to the North Pole.
How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
Tickle its ivories.
How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.
Take him to the North Pole.
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
You don't: you get down from a duck!
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Word
What's another word for Thesaurus?
School
Brian: (eating his lunch at school)Teacher, I've got a bone stuck in my throat.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.
Teacher: Are you choking?
Brian: No, I'm serious.
Wife
My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
Christmas
You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
It first occured to me that our marriage might be in trouble when my wife won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hawaii - and she went twice.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sloane.
Sloane who?
Sloanely outside - let me in.
Who's there?
Sloane.
Sloane who?
Sloanely outside - let me in.