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How Do? Jokes - Page 1

Humor asking the question 'how do'? There are 16 jokes in this category.

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How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
How do undertakers speak?
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!

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