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Humor asking the question 'how do'?


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How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
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How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.
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How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
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How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!

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