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Joke Topic - 'A Bad Idea'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Bad Idea'.


Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.

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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.


How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.


"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."


Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.


Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.


Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.


I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

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