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Joke Topic - 'A Bad Idea'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Bad Idea'.

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Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.


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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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Cannibals

"I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Quasimodo

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Deaf

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

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