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Joke Topic - 'A Battery'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Battery'.


Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.

Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.


Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.

A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake


I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.

Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.


A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.


When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!

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