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Joke Topic - 'A Battery'


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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Girlfriends

I call my girlfriend "Sugar" because she is so refined.
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Women Drivers

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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Horses

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!

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