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Joke Topic - 'A Clear Conscience'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Clear Conscience'.

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Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.


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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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Muesli

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
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Recovered

Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Pigs

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Elephants

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

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