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Joke Topic - 'A Consultant'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Consultant'.

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I don't work here. I'm a consultant.


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Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Dogs

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
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Cats

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Farmers

What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.

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