Joke Topic - 'A Cubicle'

Why can't you shock cows?
Because they've herd it all before.

Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.

You totaled your car... and can't remember why... could it have been... that case of Bud Dry?

Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. In fact, the other night he got so steady he couldn't move.

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!