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Joke Topic - 'A Drink'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Drink'.

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Hamish: "Do you know what's the difference between you and a vending machine?"
Jimmy: "No?"
Hamish: "You can get a drink out of a vending machine."


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Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Airline Food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
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No Difference

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.
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How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
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Take it to the doc.
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Kilts

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.

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