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Joke Topic - 'A Good Idea'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Good Idea'.


I've got a good idea.
It must be beginner's luck.

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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.


Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.


Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.


How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.

Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.


How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!


Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.


Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.

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