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Joke Topic - 'A Handle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Handle'.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


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Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
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Doctors

When are doctors just like comedians?
When they have you in stitches.
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Witches

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."
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Irish

Irish stew in the name of the law.
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Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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Dentists

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.

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