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Joke Topic - 'A Lament'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lament'.

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How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!


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Drinking

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
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Cookies

What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
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Computers

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
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Goats

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.
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Tires

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
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Pirates

Where does Blackbeard the Pirate hide his treasure chest?
Underneath his treasure shirt.
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Fish

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.
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Apathy

Apathy rules - so what?
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

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