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Joke Topic - 'A Mistake'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Mistake'.
I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
- I thought I had made a mistake
Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.
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Flies
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
Cellphones
What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
The cellphone has a silent mode.
Pigs
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
Because it came out of the pen.
Ship
Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
To the dock.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
Vacations
Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
To unwind.
Cereal
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
Fish
What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
The Codfather!
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