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Joke Topic - 'A Mistake'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Mistake'.

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I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Printed in a newspaper - The marriage of Miss Anna Bloch and Mr William Dashwood, which was announced in this paper a few weeks ago, was a mistake and we wish to correct it.


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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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Cellphones

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.
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Pigs

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!

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